Comic Zombie has been a custodian for the Umbrella Corporation, a henchman for Professor Chaos, a kicker of dogs and stealer of candy, a collection agent, an enforcer for a loan shark, a volunteer at a Kill-Only animal shelter, a violently staunch advocate for fracking and deforestation, one of those people that put those stupid flyers under your windshield wiper and when you go to drive off you realize it’s there and of course it’s raining so now you have to do that awkward reach cause you’re too lazy to just get out and walk around and now the water has like fucking glued that stupid thing to your windshield and now you’re super agitated and traffic sucks cause people don’t drive for shit in the rain and now you’re late and in a shit mood and you’re going to end up missing this birthday party and little Timmy can just fucking deal with it, a seal clubber and a telemarketer. Tired of putting nothing but evil into the world, he has settled into his new role as a private contractor for the Trump administration.
His interests include comic books, movies, ritual sacrifice, video games and football. Contrary to popular belief, he has no familial ties to Rob Zombie, but continues to claim that he does. He currently resides in Satan’s Armpit, Florida with his awesome wife Erica and their cat army.
Erik Smash is the not-so-secret identity of Erik Slader, creator of “Epik Fails of History” @ EpikFails.com