I promise, I’m not trying to establish a trend here with these, but… I couldn’t not post this… it’s just… so…

WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

WHAT THE-?!

Are those banjos playing in the background I hear? Dear GOD! Look away Jimmy Olsen! Oh gawd look away!!! Nooooooooooo….

Seriously peoples, who thought this was a good idea for a cover?

Apparently cover artist Bob Oksner didn’t realize the power of implied narrative when he designed Action Comics #457 … or maybe it’s just society has ruined our perceptions of an innocent comic book cover… Nope, Wertham was right all along, we’re all doomed fucked. (no-pun-intended)