Previously on “All Ur Movies Are Belong To Us!”…
Directed By: Jeannot Szwarc
Starring: Helen Slater (Supergirl), Faye Dunaway (Selena), Peter O’Toole (Zaltar), Hart Bochner (Ethan), Mia Farrow (Alura), Brenda Vaccaro (Bianca), Peter Cook (Nigel), Simon Ward (Zor-El), Marc McClure (Jimmy Olsen), Maureen Teefy (Lucy Lane)
Plot: Supergirl does stuff and… it’s just so bad. I can’t.
ComicZombie: No, you can’t make me.
ErikSmash: And thus began the darkest chapter in the history of Super Hero movies… which is really unfortunate because all these years later we have yet to have a half-way descent superhero movie with a female lead. Well at least the Supergirl show looks good and there’s a Wonder Woman movie in the works. (crosses fingers)
Directed By: Kenneth Johnson
Starring: Shaquille O’Neal (John Henry Irons/Steel), Annabeth Gish (Susan Sparks), Judd Nelson (Nathaniel Burke), Richard Roundtree (Uncle Joe), Irma P Hall (Grandma Odessa)
Plot: LMAO no, I’m good.
Erik Smash: Man, I tell you, ’97 was a baaad year for Comic Book Movies….