WTF Moments 36

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What the fuck…?

I have so many questions!

First of all, Satan is a tiny, winged, genital-less, cape sporting¬†red guy that likes to jump through people’s windows to scare them? And people are apparently so used to this, or so generally jaded overall, that the reaction this chick has isn’t even “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM!?” but a nonchalant “So?”

Second, why is he announcing himself like he’s Mario? “It’s me… Satan!” Who talks like that? Maybe it’s that kind of grammar, and a lack of pants, that force him to enter people’s homes through windows instead of through the door like a normal embodiment of evil.

Third, what is she reading? The front cover is just plain white with an off-center “Who Cares?” and the back cover is more white¬†with off center “Who Dun It?” Shouldn’t those at least be reversed?

Fourth, “HOOOYAAARGH!!!”? What the shit is that?