Um…
Alf: 1980’s TV star, annoyer of Willie, eater of cats, and….
..and seal rapist.
Marvel, what the fuck?
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WTF Moments 36
What the fuck…?
I have so many questions!
First of all, Satan is a tiny, winged, genital-less, cape sporting red guy that likes to jump through people’s windows to scare them? And people are apparently so used to this, or so generally jaded overall, that the reaction this chick has isn’t even “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM!?” but a nonchalant “So?”
Second, why is he announcing himself like he’s Mario? “It’s me… Satan!” Who talks like that? Maybe it’s that kind of grammar, and a lack of pants, that force him to enter people’s homes through windows instead of through the door like a normal embodiment of evil.
Third, what is she reading? The front cover is just plain white with an off-center “Who Cares?” and the back cover is more white with off center “Who Dun It?” Shouldn’t those at least be reversed?
Fourth, “HOOOYAAARGH!!!”? What the shit is that?
WTF Moments 35
OK, so I know the 1990’s are kind of known for characters with big guns and pouches everywhere, and that the X-Men books were kind of the standard bearer for this, but I mean….
Come on. What the fuck? This is just ridiculous.
WTF Moments 34
Hahaha what the fuck?
…ladies.
WTF Moments 32
….
………..The legion of super pets? THE LEGION OF SUPER PETS?!?
….
What the fuck.
Just in case you needed any more reasons to think the Legion of Super Heroes suck ass, they make a bunch of flying, cape wearing PETS the ‘animal branch of our super club!’
Sigh.
WTF Moments 31
“I have feasted on the nectars of the wild fruit in the land of the Norns.
I have dined in the exalted halls of the Godly Realms.
This day, I am offered a creamsicle.”
What the fuck, guys, seriously? A creamsicle? Look at Thor’s face, he knows how shafted he just got.
The next page is probably like “And with that, Thor departed Midgard, returning only to raze it to ashes and spread salt across the planet, so nothing could grow evermore. Alas, the mortals should not have e’er bequeathed a craemsicle upon him.”
WTF Moments 30
The DC Comics of the Silver Age were full of wacky shit, as we have seen more than a few times with Batman and Superman WTF Moments in the past. But in this Flash comic things get really weird when Flash is hit with a gun that fires radiation that ’causes the body to absorb moisture from the air at an incredible rate, and swells its victim like a balloon!’
The result: Fat Flash
Jabba’s Flash cosplay
What. The. Fuck.
There is something so unsettling about this image, and yet… something familiar….
Worst homage ever!
WTF Moments 29
What the…..
This is the most unsettling thing I’ve seen since… hell, since Batman & Robin.
There is so much wrong here. I think the thing that gets me the most is that Cap is wearing his uniform, complete with chain mail top, underneath his dress. So he’s this ‘old lady’ with a huge upper body. And Bucky looks like he’s off to be the mascot at a pedophile convention.
WTF Moments 28
What the fuck?
Green Lantern’s ring is the most powerful weapon in the DC Universe, capable of doing anything its wearer can imagine and will into being.
I had no idea it could also transform the wearer into an envelope.
….
AN ENVELOPE.
THAT PUNCHES PEOPLE.
I just can’t.
WTF Moments 27
WHAT?!?!
OK, so I know a lot of these have been from Silver Age Superman, but I make no apologies, because here we see that Superman has developed a new power:
HE CAN CREATE A TINY VERSION OF HIMSELF THAT HE SHOOTS FROM HIS HANDS.
……
……….
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
And…. wait…. do you see that building in the background? I think the text on it is supposed to be a news ticker, like they used to have in Times Square, but it looks like it’s just on the building… wouldn’t it be amazing if it was like the name of the company?
“Giant Guided Missile Plummeting Towards Eiffel Tower Cupcakes, Inc”
I love how it’s a ‘giant’ guided missile. And why is it plummeting? If it’s a missile it shouldn’t plummet, especially if it’s guided…
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