So at one point not only did Supergirl have a super powered horse, but apparently that horse had romantic feelings for her. To be fair, Supergirl is hot, but um….
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FUCKING EW.
Yes, that’s Bruce Wayne, and yes, he has a little floating dude in a Batman costume floating around next to him. If you feel a tugging sensation, don’t be alarmed. That’s just your brain trying to kill itself, which is the correct response.
Look at this! Seriously, this happened in an issue of Batman. It is in continuity. Thanks, Grant Morrison. What the fuck.
It took me a while to start typing this because I couldn’t stop laughing.
I imagine the discussions at DC went something like this:
“You idiots! People HATE this ‘electric’ Superman! You’ve failed me AGAIN! What are you going to do to make this right?”
“….how about if there’s two of him?”
“Are you kidding me? How is that possibly going to fix this?”
“We can make the other one red.”
“You get a raise.”
I’m aware that they did this as a sort of tribute to an older story, but seriously, look at that. What the fuck.